emilyexorsist | The Sex Meme

I finally caved after seeing this all over the place .-. Make of it what you will...

(1) Which hand do you use?

Predominantly right, but both really.

(2) Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked?
Clothed, but if it’s like super-duper hot I go nackt as the day I was born. I feel kinda exposed like that though :x

(3) What are you wearing right now?
Huge woolly jumper, tights, superman panty things and woolly socks. I’M COLD, KAY?! And I’m at home so style is not an issue :3

(4) Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yeah right *snorts*

(5) Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word girlfriend as gf?
Umm, don’t really give.

(6) How many people have you had sex with?
I’m one of those *whispers* ~virgins.

(7) Were you drunk on any of those occasions?
Well.... no.

(8) Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection)
Well I don’t know if it involves me because I’ve never really experienced much of it. But for other people, it doesn’t bother me; I think it’s nice :) Obviously I’d feel a little uncomfortable if someone started petting rather heavily while I was right there though. So there’s a limit I guess.

(9) Have you ever been caught making out?
Oui oui.

(10) How many "bases" have you been to?
I’m not TOO familiar with this base concept, I get confused with which one is which but I think I’ve been to about base... two, maybe? *shrug* who knows. I’ve not really done very much.

(11) Have you had sex on the 1st date?
Chyeah, who hasn’t?!?!! Well, me actually.

(12) Have you ever had a three-some?
Only in my dreams, literally .-.

(13) Do you kiss and tell?
I guess. It’s not so much “ohmigosh guess what I did?!??!” It’s more like sharing the happenings of my life with my close friends and sister.

(14) Lights on or off?
I’m thinking off... the less of me to actually see >_>

(15) Do you have hair down there?
Currently, sort of.

(16) What about your mate?
He’s covered in the stuff o__O Kidding; see above there is no mate to speak of.

(17) Have you ever given road head?
No and I’m never going to. DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE A DEATH WISH?!

(18) Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
No way is this ever happening.

(19) Did you ever have anal sex?
Nope, I don’t really like the idea tbh. Funny how I read so much about it... .-. Well, I don’t like the idea of actually doing it ~myself, I’m not opposed to the act itself.

(20) What’s better pleasing, or being pleased?
I don’t know, I only have one end of the spectrum to go by. So I’m gonna say being pleased, but being able to please, too :)

(21) Are you a screamer, moaner, or silent?
I recks I’ll be a moaner but I’ll be sure to let you all know when I’ve had firsthand experience.

(22) Have you ever had sex at school?
Totally, on the teacher’s desk and all o__O No, srsly, again, see above, like ANY of the above. KAY?

(23) Whats better a tongue, or a finger?
I’m thinking tongue...

(24) Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
Not that I’m aware of.

(25) Would you ever have a friend with benefits?
Um, I’m not against the idea, but I’m not sure I can imagine it working with me, I reckon I’d make it way too awkward, I’m very good at that :3

(26) Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars?
Not for 100 dollars! WHO WOULD?! Jeez.

(27) Do you own any sex toys?
Naaaah.

(28) Have you ever watched porn?
Yes I have.

(29) Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger?
Single for the last 18 years of my life. So about as single as it gets. SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THE ALONE.

(30) Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam?
Nope.

(31) What is your fav part of a guy/girl?
Girl: bum, collar bone, eyelashes, shoulder blades/back. Guys: the same except more the arms than the bum.

(32) Had sex or been felt up?
Been felt up but no sexytiems. I’m sorry, but have you not got that yet? I AM A VIRGIN. Clear enough?

(33) Do you know what the mile high club is?
Hahahah xD Yes.

(34) Ever done anything weird with your tongue?
Not that I recall...

(35) Would you pose naked for art purposes?
I have been cursed with a god-awful body and am very aware of the fact, so no. Never. Unless I shed about 18982lbs.

(36) What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did to you?
I like being kissed on the neck, and dancing together in a club can get pretty hot, in a safe, fun, clubbing sort of way :)

(37) What is sexier, six pack or biceps?
Biceps, unf.

(38) Do you ever go commando?
Do I? Well I don’t make a habit of it xD I have accidently though. You may ask how, but I’m afraid I’m no wiser than you. Obviously it was a ~~braindead~~ bad day.

(39) Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover?
Nah mate.

(40) Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape?
And when exactly do you suggest I could have made this tape?

(41) Is your sex partner preferance, male, female or farm animal?
Definitely not so keen on the farm animal front. But as for male or female, I have no preference. As long they’re human, which clearly this questioner isn’t bothered by.

(42) What is your method of birth control?
Not having sex, erm, ever?

(43) Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot?
I’m not really sure, I like having my neck touched, and the curve of my back, makes me feel sexy I guess.

(44) What is your sexin' jam?
Well, I actually have no idea. SOMEONE PICK ONE FOR ME?!

(45) Do you like your hair pulled?
Not if it’s in a vindictive manner. If it’s sexual, I guess I wouldn’t mind it...

(46) Do you like it on top or bottom?
Bottom, so I don’t squish whoever I’m having sex with, lord o__O

(46) If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?
I would totally say Bill Kaulitz right now, but he’s so teeny I’d crush him without even being on top xD But I’ll say Bill anyway because he’s so beautiful and so *___* unf.

(47) If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush?
I’m gonna say... HELL NO. Although a gazillion dollars does sound rather nice. I could BUY a relationship then, huh?? Yeah, I’m still inclined to say no.

(48) Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
Definitely not.

(49) Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?
Soft blanket by a roaring fire, so bad *__*

(50) Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?
Like the Devil ;) Hahaha yeah that so didn’t happen irl.

(51) What could your partner wear to turn you on?
~~Bill Kaulitz.~~

(52) Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share?
Oh TOTALLY! This one time; I didn’t do it. Can you believe that?!?

(53) Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty?
No and I hope to god I never will.

(54) Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors?
Nooooo.

(55) How often do you think about sex?
Quite a lot at the moment. The pressure is ~on at college. Out of the 4,000 people that span over two academic years, I’m one of those rarities. People just assume you’ve done it BUT I HAVEN’T and I feel like I should have by now. I hate myself. I’m so tempted to just do it with one of my friends at this point :|

(56) Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

(57) Have you ever worked in a strip club?
Ye- oh wait: no.

(58) Have you ever been involved in an orgy?
No.

(59) Have you ever been called a slut?
Of course I have! I’m a freaking girl. I think that’s the only criteria one needs to be dubbed a slut. Seeing as I haven’t even had sex yet still manage to earn the title.

(60) Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?
Nope. But I might be ;) Nah, can’t see that happening tbh.

(61) Do you like it rough?
Not ~too rough I don’t think.

(62) Do you masturbate?
Yep.

(63) How often?
Whenever I feel like it, sometimes more than once in a day, sometimes not for ages. It really depends.

This or That

Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk? Not really either, but I guess feathers and silk.
Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup? Ice cream would be so cooold *___* so not that.
Kitchen counter OR Shower? Shower – steamy ;)
Doggy OR Cowgirl? Cowgirl?
Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone? I googled these and saifohasfl WTF?! Neither, but mostly not dirty sanchez. Because that is wrong on SO many levels. Ew ew EWWW >_<
Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral? Um, either?
Watching porn OR Making your own porn? Watching.
Biting OR Licking? Not so much biting, a little nibble or something, maybe? But licking sounds nice, too :)
Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots? Not really either but I guess the latter if anything.
Rug burn OR Neck hicky? Hickey. Why on earth would anyone choose rug burn!? Ouch.
Fall asleep OR snack after? I don’t know, we’ll have to find out, won’t we?