Sarcastically British

I just took five minutes out of revision to write this:

Tom and Bill and all the revising

Tom entered the kitchen with a Coke in one hand and a guitar pick tucked between two fingers in the other. The Coke was for Bill, whom he was hoping to woo into making some music with him.

He stopped when he saw what Bill was doing, however. The scattered papers and coloured pens seemed a clear enough indication but Tom asked anyway, disbelieving; “What are you doing?”

“Studying,” Bill didn’t even look up at him Tom noted, affronted.

“You don’t study.” He deadpanned. They didn’t study.  

Bill didn’t study.

“I do now,” came Bill’s contradiction.

Tom retreated, dazed.

EVEN BILL IS STUDYING. It's taking overrrrrr o__O Anyway, I'm going to take abother five minutes to catch up with comments from yesterday and then, yes, back to revision >_> if anyone can direct me to the nearest hole I'd be grateful. Kaythanks.

AND HAVE SOME TWINS BECAUSE I FORGOT TO POST THEM LAST TIME. Shame on me, I know. ( twinsssss )